TX-001 · Artifact 01 File
Suffix · Superlative
The double superlative, from Shakespeare to least wackest.
OriginTX-001 · PKG-1A07
ClassificationMostly Intact
Signal Drift8% · Low
RecoveredTC 345:12:44:03
Field Notes · The double superlative
RuleOne per word
Notable violationShakespeare · Julius Caesar · 1599
Current formLeast wackest
StatusStill incorrect. Still used.
Grammar allows one superlative per word. Best, not most best. Teachers mark the double version wrong. Shakespeare did not get the memo: in Julius Caesar, Mark Antony calls the betrayal "the most unkindest cut of all."
It survives because some feelings need more than one degree. Least wack is a ranking. Least wackest is a verdict.
This shirt is the verdict.
